Growing old is easy
Just keep waking up each day
Drink some coffee, watch TV
Survive another day
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Take some pills to cure your ills
Observe the rising prices
Health concerns and unkind turns
Eliminate your vices
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No more booze or drugs alas
You have to turn in early
When the young girls pass by you
There’s no more feeling squirrelly
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Food keeps getting softer and
Your glasses get much thicker
Mood keeps getting crankier
And you are prone to bicker
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Politics are all that’s left
You turn in to a grump
It isn’t any wonder
Old folks tend to turn to Trump
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Jeff Burkhart’s “Rhyme and Reason”
© Copyright, June, 2016
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Thomas Petersen says
“Old folks tend to turn to Trump”. I’ve noticed that.
jfurlong says
Very clever, and for this 74 year old, many verses too, too true!