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Rhyme and Reason: Geriatric Decline

June 10, 2016 by Jeff Burkhart 2 Comments

Growing old is easy
Just keep waking up each day
Drink some coffee, watch TV
Survive another day
_
Take some pills to cure your ills
Observe the rising prices
Health concerns and unkind turns
Eliminate your vices
_
No more booze or drugs alas
You have to turn in early
When the young girls pass by you
There’s no more feeling squirrelly
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Food keeps getting softer and
Your glasses get much thicker
Mood keeps getting crankier
And you are prone to bicker
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Politics are all that’s left
You turn in to a grump
It isn’t any wonder
Old folks tend to turn to Trump
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Jeff Burkhart’s “Rhyme and Reason”
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Comments

  1. Thomas Petersen says

    June 11, 2016 at 12:15 am

    “Old folks tend to turn to Trump”. I’ve noticed that.

    Reply
  2. jfurlong says

    June 12, 2016 at 8:24 am

    Very clever, and for this 74 year old, many verses too, too true!

    Reply

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