Tinkle here and tinkle there
Boys can tinkle everywhere
Day or night where we may dare
We tinkle on without a care

Girls have to hold it back you see
They need a formal place to pee
It’s not our fault; ain’t up to me
That’s just the way it’s meant to be

Every time boys flip it out
And girls begin to scream and shout
I think that what it’s all about
How jealous girls can be

Jeff Burkhart’s “Rhyme and Reason”

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