I get paid every other Friday
Thank God the week is over!
I worked my butt off for little pay.

He gets paid every single Sunday!
Guaranteed! No begging!
Tax-free. No government meddling!
Sheep flock to his building
He sells them a BIG dream!
Grown kids eating imaginary ice cream.
He doesn’t even have to say please!
They pay to believe in his fantasy!

They call me a hater
They call him a savior
I call him a magician
He makes their money disappear.
And they just sit there and cheer!
I don’t get it. I guess I’m just weird!
Yeah, call me queer. Cheers!
I’ll keep my money
and spend it wisely.
Death is untimely.
No time for a fantasy!

Live and laugh,
do not succumb to fear.
Here is to your life and mine, CHEERS!

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